VR Villainy! is the twenty-sixth episode of Press Start.
Sky, Miles, and Pixel can be seen in Miles' room at his small computer
Miles: What games do you want to search for Dave in?
Pixel: Well, what do you have?
Sky: Maybe next time.
Miles: Dead Space?
Sky: You know how Pixel feels about monsters.
Miles: Mount Your Friends?
Pixel glances to the corner where a VR head set lies
Pixel: Hey, what's that?
Miles: Huh? Oh, that's my VR headset, most of the games are really short, so I wouldn't recommend it.
Pixel is already putting on the VR headset, where job simulator opens up.
Sky: Lemme try!
Sky yanks the VR headset off of Pixel face, scratching Pixel and breaking the headset
Pixel: Nice work!
Sky: Thanks, compliments feel good now and then!
Pixel: That was sarcasm!
Sky: So was what I said.
Miles: Great, now we can't play anything VR!
Sky: Well....you got these game on Steam, right?
Sky: And we use the computer to go into games most of the time, right.....?
Pixel: He's tryna' say that we can still enter the game without the headset.
Miles: Oh yeah....huh....
Instead of making more filler for this episode, Sky drags Pixel and Miles by their ears into Job Simulator
Miles: Okay, guys, pick your jobs!
Sky: Office worker- NO WAIT!
Sky, Miles, and Pixel get sent into separate tunnels to their respective jobs
At the office......
Sky: This is super boring....
Sky picks up an important document and sees the shredder
Sky: I wouldn't.....
Sky: Then again.....maybe
Sky: No....YES.....No.....YES. NO. YES. NO. YES! NO! YES!
A robot's head appears over a cubicle wall
Robot Worker: Would you keep it down?
The robot goes back over to their computer and falls asleep on the keyboard
Sky takes another good lock at the document, and then at the shredder, he puts on a wicked smile
Meanwhile, in the Kitchen.....
Pixel: Alright.....I can do this.
Pixel rest his hands on the grill and lights his shirt on fire
A mother robot and her son walks up to the counter to order food
Mom-Bot: Hello. My name is Mom-Bot, I would like a BotDouble with Cheese. Son-Bot would like large fries.
Pixel, still on fire, tackles the mother and son, lighting them on fire as well
Pixel the jumps on the table, lighting the table on fire, but putting himself out
PIxel: Phew, what a relief!
The fire starts to quickly spread up to the ceiling
Pixel: Oh shit....
In the convenience store...
Miles: Time to be the best shopkeep ever- ARE THOSE MALLO CUPS!?
A man robot enters the store
Robot: Hello, may I buy one of your Mallo Cups?
The robot points to the rack of mallo cups on the table Miles was about to steal
Miles shoves all of the Mallo Cups down his pants
Miles: Sorry, we just sold the last of em'!
Robot: But, I saw you...
Miles: Do I detect sass?
Robot: No....it's just-
Miles: Get the hell out of my store!
The robot slowly creeps out of the store
In the office....again...
Sky is seen shoving everything in sight into the shredder
The robot manager runs over
Manager-Bot: Employee 9237812973912, what are you doing?!
Sky pops his head above his cubicle walls to make sure nobody's watching him, he then shoves Manager-Bot into the Shredder.
In the kitchen....again...
Pixel can be seen standing outside of the restaurant that he was working in, watching it burn down
The cops arrive and damn near hit Pixel
The cop gets out of his car
Cop-Bot: So, I heard you like to burn down restaurants, eh?
Pixel: It was pretty fun....
Cop-Bot, you'll be going to the Arizona Sunshine prison, my boy!
Pixel: I can't go back to jail!
Pixel tries to run away, but Cop-Bot shoots him with a taser, then, a portal opens up, taking Pixel to Arizona Sunshine Prison
In the store....again!
Miles can be seen lying on the counter, his mouth filled with Mallo Cups, a thief runs in!
Robber-Bot: Put your hands in the air!
Miles: I'm incapable of moving.....
Robber-Bot: Um....get on the ground!
Miles slowly rolls off the table and knocks himself out
Robber-Bot puts his ski mask on Miles' head and puts his gun next to his right hand
Robber-Bot: It'll only be a matter of time...
Robber-Bot runs out, while another Cop-Bot walks in
Cop-Bot: Good god! Can't I at least buy something without finding a knocked out thief at this convenience store? Off to Arizona Sunshine Prison ya' go....
Portal opens up, sucking Miles in.
In the office....agai- you get it.
Several cop bots bust down the door to the office
Cop-Bot #1: We are looking for a Mr. Landerlord3!
Sky: That would be me....!
Cop-Bot #2: You are under arrest for bot-a-cide of the 3rd degree!
Sky: Well that's funny because SO LONG SUCKERS!
Sky jumps out of a window
Sky: Any second now a portal is gonna open up and take me home! Like.....now! Now!!! Now....? AHHHHHHH!
Right before Sky splatters in a bloody pulp, he gets sucked into a portal in the sky.......and right into Arizona Sunshine Prison
Sky: And I'm back home!
Pixel: A prison cell is your home?
Suddenly, a warden walks over, almost stepping into a pothole in the floor of the salmon colored prison floor
Trail: So, you guys are the new prisoners, huh?
Miles: It's all a misunderstanding! You see, I accidentally was ACCUSED of robbing a convenience store I worked at!
Trail: Oh shut up, I was gonna try and get the four of us out of here anyways.
Pixel: You 4 of us? Why can't you just leave?
Miles: He's obviously scared to go out alone.
Trail: Yeah, what the dork with the neon pants that went out of style twenty years ago said.
Pixel: A warden who gets scared if he goes out by himself.....? Sounds legit.
Trail slowly enters the rusty key into the keyhole, but quickly turns it, open up the cell with a loud creak
Pixel: I didn't need my hearing anyways!
Trail: Hey, I'm the only one who could save you poor saps from the zombies out there.
Pixel: No it doesn't!
Pixel slaps Sky, causing Sky's knife to fly out of his pocket
Sky: Now was that really necessary?
Pixel: Yes, yes it was.
Trail: Now, before we leave, I have to ask you a favor...
Miles: Sorry, I don't feel that way about other guys.
Trail: No, that's no what I......Just keep an eye out for radio stations so we can call in a helicopter...
Sky: Will do.
As they walk into the seemingly endless desert, Miles trips and falls into the sand
Miles: MY EYES!
As he gets back up, he runs around in pain and clotheslines Trail
Trail: Ah! You idiot!
Miles stops running, while Pixel and Sky give Trail dirty looks
Trail: I mean....accidents happen......look for the radio towers!
After some more walking, tripping, and yelling....
Sky: I see something in the distance....
Miles: It looks phallic, it must be a radio station!
Pixel: That's how you know it's a radio station?
Miles: We all have our sleuthing skills, okay?
The four run over to the station, Sky and Trail climb up the stairs while Pixel and Miles keep look-out. Sky and Trail enter
Inside, Sky sits down in a chair near a microphone and radio
Pixel (yelling to Sky): THERE'S A PLANE OVERHEAD!
Sky almost knocks over the radio and mic, but catches it just in time
???: Static Wh- static is thi- static
Sky: My name is Sky, I'm with fellow survivors Pixel, Miles, and Trail, we are right beneath you within a radio tower!
???: Landing incomi- static
Sky runs out the station, to see Pixel and Miles already climbing into a helicopter
Sky: Wait up!
Sky rushes over and jumps into the helicopter, while Trail just stands and watches them
Miles: Come on, dude!
Trail: No, I think I'm fine, I'll make it out sooner or later...
Sky: You sure?
Trail: Sure am...
Pixel: Have fun getting eaten by zombies!
Trail: And to you too!
Pixel: That makes no sense!
That was the last thing said in that conversation, as the pilot flew into a portal, leaving Trail behind.