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Sheldon: That isn't flying! That's falling with style! Stop with the spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
Zak: You're saying you want to lodge a complaint with Ernest Command?
Sheldon: Oh-ho, tough guy! [Sheldon removes the goldfish bowl Zak is wearing, causing him to sputter, gasp, and choke.]
Zak: How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets! [Zak's eyes explode, leaving only the sockets.]
Sheldon: Oh, for all this time I thought it was an act! Hey guys, it's the real Zak Ernest!
Zak: You're ****ing me, aren't you?
Sheldon: Oh no no no. Zak, look, an alien!
[Sheldon backstabs Zak with a knife, killing him. Sheldon then rapes him. Cut to in front of him, where Tess and Kristian are looking in shock, use a Morpher Wheel which creates two handguns which shoot them, in the head, creating the Tess and Kristian Marph, which pukes all over the floor.]