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WARNING! This part of the TAODBCM is rated PG-13 due to drugs and language

Dude: I don't wanna do this!

Marty: You have to or you can't hang out with us, you f*ck

Random dude shoots a person

Everybody: HO! HO! HO! :D

Caleb: Uncle GameTime, I can't sleep cries Can I have a bedtime story pl-

GameTime: Shut the f*ck up you little cu*t!

Marty: Ok, ok, Calm your f*cking balls down, I'll have him go on a adventure of a real BOI

Meanwhile in Military Camp

Marty: Okay I will show you the real adventure of shooting @$$es you sizzle sausage!

Military Guard: EXCUSE ME, SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU LITTLE CU*T!

Captain Ciph drops F-Bomb on Military Guard

Captain Ciph: FORMIDI-BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMB, You little sh*t!

Marty: This is my captain, CAPTAIN CIPH!!

Caleb: Nice to me-

Captain Ciph: I ain't do no Meet and Greet's!

Captain Ciph: Now shut the hell up!

Marty and Caleb shoot the Soldier Fricks

Marty: OKAY, now that we have shot the Soldier Fricks, we gotta take out the super buff hard chested bigass three chinned soldier with no neck.

Fatass guy is seen walking around eating food.

Caleb: Do we blow him up?

Marty: No, you idiot. We don't wanna get dick slobber all over our faces, do we?!

Caleb: WAAAAAAHHHH! Sorry!

Marty: Wait, I have an IDEAR

Clever Boi: It's pronounced idea-

Marty: I'M SCOTTISH YOU BASTARD

Marty grabs a gun and shoots Clever Boi

Marty: Anyways, as I was saying, I have an idear

Marty destroys a bunch of stuff and uses it to invent a catapult

Marty: CALEB! I want you to go inside, launch off, and kick the big guy in the stomach, 'kay?

Caleb: Wha-?

Marty: FIIRE!

Caleb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Caleb flies and hits big guy's stomach, causing big guy to puke out a bunch of food

Caleb: Ewwwww!

Marty: Glad, that wasn't me!

Marty runs over and grabs the hostages and runs back

Marty: And THAT, is the adventure of a real boi!

Caleb: Wow!

Marty: Now go to bed it's 1 in the morning, way past your bedtime, you f*ckling!

Caleb: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!