User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Terribly Translated Thingy

So I translated this..

Nor-Man: Melvin, do you want to play Morpherball?

Melvin: Can notaaacchoOO! I have got a bad coldaaaaCCHOOO!

Nor-Man: Alright Melvin, I understand.. Do you want to play, Valentine?

Valentine: Yesh, that would be quite nicesh.

to this..

No -Man : Melvin, you want to play Morpheal

Melvin: Can natalicchio! ColdaaaaCCHOOO bad

Also not-Me: Alright Melvin, I understand.. Do you want to play Valentine?

Valentine's day: Yesh, that would be very nicesh.

And this..

Chuck: Gimme 5!

Roland: These arm cannons could kill you if you hit them. So please do not.

Kruck: What he is saying is never.

Chuck: Okay then! I will kidnap Krish and Sid!

Roland and Kruck: WAIT, WHAT!?

into this.

Chuck: Give Me 5!

Roland: these hand Guns can kill you if you hit them. So, please don't.

Kruck: what he says is not.

Chuck: Okay then! I will kidnap Krish and Sid!

Roland and Kruce: WAIT, WHAT!?

Translations done with https://www.funnytranslator.com/

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