The Adventures of Dis Boy Called Marty Part 1

'''WARNING! This part of the TAODBCM is rated PG-13 due to drugs and language'''

Dude: I don't wanna do this!

Marty: You have to or you can't hang out with us, you f*ck

Random dude shoots a person

Everybody: HO! HO! HO! :D

Caleb: Uncle GameTime, I can't sleep cries Can I have a bedtime story pl-

GameTime: Shut the f*ck up you little cu*t!

Marty: Ok, ok, Calm your f*cking balls down, I'll have him go on a adventure of a real BOI

Meanwhile in Military Camp

Marty: Okay I will show you the real adventure of shooting @$$es you sizzle sausage!

To be updated...