Venture: Mini Game Collection: Stories

Venture Mini Game Collection

==Venturian Battle==

Welcome one, welcome all, to the VENTURIAN BATTLE CHAMPIONSHIP! Get some refreshments, make sure no bombs or bullets kill you, and enjoy!

🍿: Medium Popcorn $4.99

🐛🍿: Small Popcorn $2.49

🐘🍿: Large Popcorn $7.49

🍾: Medium Sprite $3.99

🐜🍾: Tiny Sprite $1.99

🐋🍾: Huge Sprite $5.99

🍺: Medium Sarsaparilla

🐘🐘🐘🍺: Giant Sarsaparilla

Now, enjoy the fight! But first, meet our GLADIATORS!

👁5️⃣🤚🏻: Eye Five

💀👨🏻🍕: Skeleton Guy

🔫😊👿: Trigger Happy

💪🏻👹💪🏻: Shrek

🍦🍨💩: Poop Scoop

🍆👽🗿: Dick Gray

5️⃣0️⃣👽: Fifty Shades

🚬👺🔫: Smokey Gremlin

Now let's get ROIGHT into the competition!

Bloodbath

👁5️⃣🤚🏻: Eye Five gets a 💉 from the Treasure Trove

💀👨🏻🍕: Skeleton Guy gets a 🔫 from the Treasure Trove.

🔫😊👿: Trigger Happy runs away from the Treasure Trove.

💪🏻👹💪🏻: Shrek gets an Onion from the Treasure Trove.

🍦🍨💩: Poop Scoop defecates his 👖 in horror.

🍆👽🗿: Dick Gray gets a 🍁 from the Treasure Trove.

5️⃣0️⃣👽: Fifty Shades steps off his podium to fast and explodes into a swirl of gore.

🚬👺🔫: Smokey Gremlin gets a 🍷 from the Treasure Trove.

Day 1

👁5️⃣🤚🏻: Eye Five trips balls off of his 💉.

💀👨🏻🍕: Skeleton Guy orders a slice of boneless pizza, but gets boned pizza.

🔫😊👿: Trigger Happy regrets being such a wuss at the Treasure Trove.

💪🏻👹💪🏻: Shrek signs his fellow Brogres' autographs.

🍦🍨💩: Poop Scoop eats the 💩 out of his 👖.

🍆👽🗿: Dick Gray smokes the 🍁 and sees everything in fifty shades of gray.

5️⃣0️⃣👽: Fifty Shades died.

🚬👺🔫: Smokey Gremlin gets so drunken that his man junk falls off.

Obituaries

Fifty Shades (1967-2017)

Smokey Gremlin (1972-2017)

Night 1

👁5️⃣🤚🏻: Eye Five can't see properly and spends all night in the Fertility Clinic.

💀👨🏻🍕: Skeleton Guy execrates a bone from eating boned pizza.

🔫😊👿: Trigger Happy sets up a ⛺️.

💪🏻👹💪🏻: Shrek has an all nighter while smoking this popsicle stand.

🍦🍨💩: Poop Scoop realizes he is cannibalistic and hangs himself in terror.

🍆👽🗿: Dick Gray builds the Nutshack and sleeps in.

5️⃣0️⃣👽: Fifty Shades is dead.

🚬👺🔫: Smokey Gremlin is dead.

Day 2

👁5️⃣🤚🏻: Eye Five is given 💣 by an unknown sponsor.

💀👨🏻🍕: Skeleton Guy eats some cotton candy.

🔫😊👿: Trigger Happy realizes he was raped in his sleep.

💪🏻👹💪🏻: Shrek gets a nice cup of ☕️.

🍦🍨💩: Poop Scoop is dead.

🍆👽🗿: Dick Gray trips over a 🍌 and is impaled by a 🗡 through the face.

5️⃣0️⃣👽: Fifty Shades is dead.

🚬👺🔫: Smokey Gremlin is dead.

Obituaries

Poop Scoop (1942-2017)

Dick Gray (2004-2017)

Night 2

👁5️⃣🤚🏻: Eye Five blows up Skeleton Guy's house over his constant eating.

💀👨🏻🍕: Skeleton Guy hunts for marijuana before his house explodes.

🔫😊👿: Trigger Happy wants to have incest, but kills himself with his 🔫 instead.

💪🏻👹💪🏻: Shrek rapes Eye Five for exploding Skeleton Guy's house.

🍦🍨💩: Poop Scoop is dead.

🍆👽🗿: Dick Gray is dead.

5️⃣0️⃣👽: Fifty Shades is dead.

🚬👺🔫: Smokey Gremlin is dead.

Day 3

👁5️⃣🤚🏻: Eye Five dies off of stealing and smoking Skeleton Guy's sticky icky.

💀👨🏻🍕: Skeleton Guy urinates all over Eye Five's gray for betraying him.

🔫😊👿: Trigger Happy is dead.

💪🏻👹💪🏻: Shrek dabs so hard that a 🍫 falls out of his 🍑🕳.

🍦🍨💩: Poop Scoop is dead.

🍆👽🗿: Dick Gray is dead.

5️⃣0️⃣👽: Fifty Shades is dead.

🚬👺🔫: Smokey Gremlin is dead.

Obituaries

Trigger Happy (1958-2017)

Eye Five (2012-2017)

Night 3

👁5️⃣🤚🏻: Eye Five is dead.

💀👨🏻🍕: Skeleton Guy has Shrek's 🍆 shoved in his mouth and it stabs his throat.

🔫😊👿: Trigger Happy is dead.

💪🏻👹💪🏻: Shrek realizes he accidentally killed Skeleton Guy, and buries him in a ⚰️.

🍦🍨💩: Poop Scoop is dead.

🍆👽🗿: Dick Gray is dead.

5️⃣0️⃣👽: Fifty Shades is dead.

🚬👺🔫: Smokey Gremlin is dead.

👁5️⃣🤚🏻🥂        💪🏻👹💪🏻🏆     💀👨🏻🍕🍸

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Eye Five, Shrek, and Skeleton Guy are now getting drunk and having fun at Venture.