Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-28902979-20170421112550/@comment-28902979-20170421232942

Homeowner: no, I tell you why, zombies eat brains, I know one thing, one of us, is, a, SABOTEUR!


 * in the zen garden*

Man-shroom: but I didn't do anything

Homeowner: lie! *zaps man-shroom* I spotted some spores,fumes and a piece of nigearia fabric at the scene o'the crime

Man-shroom: fine, I took it out, I decided that it needed a hotter touch, so I barbecued it on the roof, unfortunately it was struck by lightning, and i had to cool it off, so I placed it in a flower pot, but, when I checked the pot, it was gone. Please don't ground me.

Homeowner: it's alright, because the taco wasn't destroyed yet, bring in the pult!