Vaudeville/Transcript

[''Episode opens above the crimson curtain and pans down to the props chest and Morpher Wheel table. Gordon and Krish walk onstage and look at each other.]''

Gordon and Krish: Heeheheehehehee....mooorph…

''[Krish takes a Morpher Wheel and holds it towards Gordon. Two theater masks come out of the Morpher Wheel and swirl around them, as laughter is heard and Krish and Gordon look around nervously.]''

Gordon and Krish: Morph!

''[Morph has a mummer suit and makeup. He puts up his fingers, then snaps them together. Melodeon music plays in the background.]''

Gordon and Krish : Morph!

''[New Morph juggles props promptly for a second. Big Top music plays in the background.]''

Gordon and Krish: Morph!

''[New Morph is wearing a Yem and backwards visor. He street performs smoothly and moonwalks offscreen. Hiphop music plays in the background.]''

Gordon and Krish: Morph!

''[Mime Morph returns and dances off screen. Accordion music is played again.]''

Gordon and Krish: Morph!

''[New Morph is wearing tights and holding a stereo, swinging back and forth on a line tied to his waist. Rock music plays in the background.]''

Gordon and Krish: Morph!

Gordon & Krish Morph: (Wearing The Bard's costume, holding a cranium, talking in Krish’s voice. Harpsichord music plays in the background.) To Morph, or not to Morph? That is the question.

Gordon and Krish: Morph!

Gordon & Krish Morph: (Wearing a coconut bra, Carmen Miranda fruit hat, and fake eyelashes. The feather boa that was in the prop chest is now around his neck, which he slides with his hands while he dances. He speaks in Gordon’s voice. Tropical music plays in the background.) E mele ana, I kekahi mea-E mele ana, I kekahi mea-E mele ana, I kekahi mea-E mele ana, I kekahi mea-E mele ana, I kekahi mea-E mele ana, I kekahi mea!

Gordon and Krish: Morph!

Gordon & Krish Morph: (Wearing a lemon with blue necktie, holding a microphone. He talks in Krish’s voice. Seinfeld bass riff plays in background.) …That is no Norpher; that is my brother-in-law! (Laughs to himself, turns off-screen in shock.)

[A pie splatters onto the screen with a “PIE” logo the same as the “Morph” splash.]

Gordon and Krish: (Off-screen) PIE!

''[Gordon and Krish are panting, exhausted. Cut to Vanessa, Sid and Vincent, sitting at a voting table. They each press a button and the scarlet X in front of them each buzzes on. A depressed sigh is heard from the collective audience.]''

Gordon and Krish: (Disappointed) Morph…

''[Turns into the Age Last Morph again as downbeat melodeon music plays. Morph shoots itself with a tommy gun. Iris out onto the blood splatter.]''

[End.]