Thread:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/@comment-26405903-20170310012720

Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that darn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-! Kyle: Don't say it Cartman! Cartman and orchestra start: WEEEEELLLLL! Kyle: Don't do it Cartman! Cartman and orchestra: WEEELLLLLL Kyle: I'm warning you! Cartman: Ok ok Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-! (Jazzy Presto orchestral music swells) Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a female dog she's a big fat female dog, she's the biggest female dog in the whole wide world she's a stupid female dog if there ever was a female dog, she's a female dog to all the boys and girls! Kyle: SHUT YOUR freaking MOUTH CARTMAN! Cartman: On Monday she's a female dog, on Tuesday she's a female dog, on Wensday though Saturday she's a female dog, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha Female Dog! Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest female dog in the whole wide world she's a mean old female dog and she has stupid hair she's a female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog she's a stupid female dog! Kyle's mom's a female dog and she's just a dirty female dog! Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this (chinese kids) (french kids) (dutch kids) (african kids) Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest female dog in the whole wide world she's a mean old female dog and she has stupid hair, she's a female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog (crowd:gasp) Cartman: female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog female dog, she's stupid female dog Stan: Uhh Cartman Cartman: Kyle's mom's a female dog and she's just a dirty female dog! (Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode) I really mean it (Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode) Kyle's mom. . . (horns swell) She's a big fat freaking female dog! (orchestra swells at "finale" of song) A big ol' fat sexual act ' female dog, right now. . . . cheaa! (Cartman does "jazz hands" motions with hands) What? (Turns around) Aw.... fornicate  