Yankee Doodle is an Asshat

Yankee Doodle is an Asshat is a song in Venture: Spalding written by Prisco Jacob.

Lyrics

 * Yankee Doodle is an asshat,
 * Smoking macaroni,
 * Yankee Doodle fucked a cat,
 * And named it bologna,
 * Left for Dead will cut off your head,
 * And it won't grow back in the morning.

Trivia

 * The song is used as a warning by Prisco so that Teddy Bare doesn't try going outside at night.