The Netflix Infection (PFTS Episode 6)


 * A normal day in the LMMCU Offices*

Trail:Do you notice something?

Searing:Yeah it seems quiet around here

Trail:There isn’t a hint of incompetence..

* Miles enters*

Miles:Hey have you guys seen Pixel?

Trail:No

Searing:No

Miles:Okay i’m gonna call him

* Miles leaves*

Trail:Oh that’s why it feels different

* Cuts to Miles in his office* Miles:Pixel..why..oh he isn’t answering * Cuts to Pixel’s house* * Pixel is nowhere to be found*

INTRO * Miles calls an emergency press conference* * Everyone starts whispering* Sky:Hey what’s going on? GameTime:I don’t know.

Sky:Where’s Pixel..

GameTime:I haven’t seen him

Sky:Okay..

Miles:Everyone we have alarming news! * Everyone starts whispering*

Miles:Pixel has gone missing! * Everyone gasps* GameTime:Holy..

Sky:Sh..

Shade:What!? Fun:Seriously!?

Miles:He did not come to work and he did not answer his phone

Fun:Wait Miles:Yes Fun?

Fun:Did you check his house

Miles:Er of course…

* Fun raises an eyebrow*

Miles:No

Fun:Why

Miles:I’m scared of Anatomy,Cosmic and Hank

Sky:Well we can take em!

GameTime:Yeah i’m sure of it! Shade:Uhh yeah

* Sky,GameTime and Shade run over to Pixel’s house and try to open the door* Sky:Damn it’s locked

GameTime:Dude you can turn into a dragon just destroy it

Sky:Yeah but that’s not nice

Shade:Just do it

Sky:Fine

* Sky rips open the door* Sky:PIXEL GET YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN HERE * No answer* Shade:Uhh..Pixel?

* No answer* Sky:I’m gonna burn your fucking house down..

* still no answer*

Sky:I’m gonna ask out Gaia..

GameTime:Dude that’s my sister

* no answer* Sky:I’m gonna take all your videogames

* no answer* Sky:Sweet looks like i can take his video games!

GameTime:Sweet!

* Sky,GameTime and Shade go downstairs* Anatomy:What the hell

Sky:AH!

Cosmic:What are you guys doing here…

Hank:How did you get in the house it’s locked..

Sky:That doesn’t matter just hand over Pixel! Anatomy:What? Hank:Isn’t he at work? GameTime:Don’t lie

Hank:I swear we haven’t seen him

Sky:Don’t give me that..

Shade:Sky stop

Shade:Where do you think he is..

Cosmic:His room?

Sky:thanks

Shade:Okay let’s go

* Sky,Shade and GameTime go up to his room* Sky:Pixel are you in here..

* They hear noise* Sky:Pixel open the door

* No response*

* Sky breaks down the door* * Pixel is watching netflix* Sky:Pixel?

Pixel:You...can’t save...me

Sky:PIXEL! * Sky shakes Pixel*

Pixel:Just..one..more..episode

Shade:Pixel we need to go

Pixel:Your..mom..gay

Shade:Ah so he’s acting normal

Sky:Guys..he’s watching netflix

GameTime:Oh shit that means..

Shade:He’s addicted!

Sky:PIXEL SNAP OUT OF IT! Pixel:One..more..episode

* Pixel looks at his computer again*

Sky:UGH! * Sky smashes Pixel’s computer* * Pixel turns around and looks at Sky* Sky:Uhh..sorry?

* Pixel sends Sky flying*

GameTime:Holy..

Pixel:I must have netflix..

* Pixel walks out of his room* Shade:Pixel? * Pixel goes outside* Shade:PIXEL! * Pixel shoots a mind buble at Shade and GameTime* GameTime:GAH i’m stuck!

* Pixel goes to LMMCU Headquarters* Pixel:Netflix..

Trigger:Pixel? * Pixel looks at Trigger* Trigger:AHHHH! MY HEAD! * Trigger collapses to the ground*

Pixel:One..more..episode..

* Pixel enters the meeting room* Trail:Pixel.. Searing:Pixel? Fun:Are you okay

Miles:Hey man

Pixel:One last episode

Miles:What

Pixel:I want to watch more episode

Miles:You can do that when you go home * Pixel starts choking Miles* Trail:HEY! * Trail throws Pixel off of Miles* Pixel:NETFLIX! * Pixel drop kicks Trail* Searing:Okay..this is getting out of hand * Searing blasts Pixel back* Pixel:More..netflix

* Pixel pulls out a gun and tries to shoot Searing* * Searing matrix’s it* Searing:Pixel..

* Pixel puts Searing to sleep* Fun:Umm

* Pixel throws Fun across the room* Miles:Hey can you stop * Miles makes a light prison around Pixel* Miles:Okay Pixel stop..

Pixel:Netflix..

Miles:NO

Pixel:Die

* Pixel breaks the Light Prison and punches Miles in the face* Miles:OW! * Miles creates a light spear and stabs it through Pixel* Pixel:Ah..i’m dying..

Miles:OH GEEZ i killed him * Miles stands over Pixel’s dead body* * Pixel appears behind Miles and knocks him out* MEANWHILE Anatomy:Hey look it’s Pixel’s friends..

Cosmic:Yeah that’s weird why are they all out here..

Hank:Let’s find out! * Anatomy,Cosmic and Hank arrive at the office* Anatomy:LOOK he’s watching Netflix! * Anatomy charges at Pixel but he instantly gets knocked out* Pixel:I love stranger things..

Cosmic:Pixel please stop being a thot

* Cosmic fires a star beam but it’s deflected and gets knocked back at Cosmic* Hank:Uhh Pixel...stop watching Stranger Things

* Pixel freezes* Pixel:AHHHHH!

* Pixel looks at Hank* Pixel:What..happened?

Hank:You knocked out everyone in this office

Pixel:Wow i beat Miles..

Hank:Why did you do this

Pixel:Do what? Hank:You kept saying Netflix it was very weird…

Pixel:That is weird

Dap:Netflixatius:A disease that is often inflicted when a user watches to much netflix

Pixel:When did you show up? Dap:IDK

Pixel:Oh shoot my dick fell off! * End of episode*