User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Biomecha as Told by Emoji

Time to ruin another perfectly good film with Emoji. Or Emojis. Whatever.

story starts with backstory explained; I-Abundant brings Matarun to an isle, which 👉👥 📛 ↪️ him in honor. However, Likuta, leader of brotherhood of Darxi, assassinates I-Abundant. story than shifts to a 🏰 tribe 🙇-♥️, which = a 🌋. island-wide Kohli championship = about to start ➕ Mahoganer = 🔍 for his teammate Paise Priest. 👉️👨 🔜 finds him, 🔍 at a ⚠️ totem next to a lava river. Just ↩️ 👉👥 = about to leave, Paise picks 📈 totem, ➕ a piercing shadow aproaches. 👉️👨 💩 artifact into magma, revealing a Org helmet that was embedded in totem. At that moment, a 👋 of molten rock rushes through chamber at Paise. 👉️👨 🎳 helmet to Mahoganer ➕ uses a 🏄 to get across molten rock, but only gets halfway. As 👉️👨 becomes "molten 💀", 👉️👨 = saved by Warri of 🔥, Know. 2️⃣ then rush to Kohli field, ➕ Mahoganer puts 😷 in his belt. At field, Vaksa introduces 3️⃣ Warri 🎁: Know, Dig, Warri of ☔️, ➕ Tuber Warri of Rock. 👉️👨 then introduces 3️⃣ teams: Po-Matarun Kanohi ➕ Hafu of desert Pea-Clapper, Ga-Matarun Halli ➕ Macht of Pea-Clapper, which = built ⤴️⤵️ a lake, ➕ Paise ➕ Mahoganer. match caries 🔛 into 🌛, until Pea-Clapper turns out ✌️. At 🔚, Helmet Paise found 🍂 out of Mahoganer's belt, ✨ a 🔆 radiance 🔛 him. Mana deduce that this = Helmet of Power, which = to be worn by a legendary Seventh Warri that will kill Likuta. Helmet of 🔦 will lead its chosen herald to seventh Warri. Helmet's beam of 🔦 originally fell 🔛 Paise, but Priest- unwilling to accept mantle of responsibility - had nudged helmet so that its beam of 🔦 fell 🔛 Mahoganer instead, leading all others to 💭 that 👉️👨's destined Herald. Unfortunately for Paise, Mahoganer volunteers him to come along as well to chronicle Mahoganer’s heroics. Tuber leaves to spread word about Seventh Warri, ➕ Dig has left already. Mahoganer ➕ Paise leave 🙇-♥️ next 🌞 🔛 Paise's Crab, Peak, with Helmet leading them to Milk-Get. Deep beneath I-Abundant, Likuta, = fully aware of what = happening ⤴️. 👉️👨 👄 to a 📏🐘 🗽 of a Misfortune Helmet, which 👉️👨 refers to as his brother I-Abundant. 👉️👨 then releases 3️⃣ of his spawns of slaughter, 1️⃣ of which, Rackrain, to find ➕ kill Herald. 🔛 surface, Dig = at Great-🎁, a 📏🐋 ⛪️ at center of island. Rackrain bursts from center of Rackrain ➕ attacks Dig, who narrowly escapes by ☁ in a river. Realizing Rackrain = headed for 🙇-♥️, 👉️👩 gets there ↩️ them ➕ alerts 🌇. Rackrain bursts through walls of 🙇-♥️ anyway, using it's powers of slicing, impaling, ➕ 🔫 to wreak havoc ➕ destroy neighborhood, but some of Matarun escape unharmed, ➕ behemoth = killed. While next 🐗, Bombaim, = knocking stones, Dig 🏃 ➕ confronted it by using his swords to create beams to make 🔣 of I-Abundant. As Dig ➕ Know take care of Rackrain, Bombaim 🐦 at 2️⃣ 😨 Matarun in their ☁ place. In fight, Know = killed by Bombaim, sucking his 👻 out. Dig slices Bombaim's head off, though, as 👉️👩 = far more concerned about Know's death than destruction of his tribe. Meanwhile, Paise ➕ Mahoganer = heading through a 🏭, following where Helmet of Power shows them to go. 👉👥 = then attacked by Spidermatons, ➕ = rescued by Authority, Warri of 🌀, who gives them a 🐎 way of 📍🎫, Raid Zeppelin, with use to ✈️ to icy 🐄-Get. Upon their arrival, 👉👥 🎓 of 🙇-♥️'s destruction, message sent by Drums of Le-Trib. Authority then ✈️ to Thankget to find out more, leaving Paise ➕ Mahoganer behind. 👉👥 = caught in a blizzard, ➕ 🏃 into Flappin, Warri of ❄️, whose 👤 = as ❄️ as his powers (freezing Borok). Upon arriving at Desilaugh, 👉👥 = attacked by Anguis, a 🐗 with a half 👤 head, ➕ escape 📉 side of a mountain. Flappin = shot by a mysterious ray ➕ morphed with Anguis, ➕ Paise gets away across a lake, using Flappin's shield as a raft ➕ 😷 as a paddle. Peak (who had been left behind in Milk-Get) arrives, ➕ Matarun leave for 🚇 Eyeone. In 🚇 network of tunnels, Paise gets lost. 👉️👨 = surprised by Likuta, who appears ↩️ him in form of 2️⃣ fluorescent 🎨🔴 👀. 👉️👨 ⚠️ Paise that if 👉️👨 does 🚫 give him Helmet of Power, Mahoganer will die. Paise refuses, but later panics ➕ leaves Mahoganer ➕ helmet ➕ behind. Tuber ➕ Ona ( Warri of Earth), = telling Cave Matarun about Seventh Warri when Paise ➕ Peak arrive. Anguis ➕ a million Spidermatons arrive 🔜 ↪️. As Matarun's tribe = killed, Paise realizes this = his 🐛, as 👉️👨 = real Herald, meaning behemoths = 🔍 for him, Dig, ➕ Authority. Meanwhile, Tuber ➕ Ona cause a cave in, ➕ Warri = forced to flee neighborhood. Paise finds Mahoganer ➕ 2️⃣ head for Gin 📏🐘, which helmet 👄 Seventh Warri should be. Nothing happens, though, ➕ Anguis arrives them. However, Anguis = tricked into 🏃 into a trap, which slices it in half. Warri come to their aid, ➕ destroy all Spidermatons. However, Likuta arrives ➕ sucks 👻 out of Mahoganer's eyepatch, leaving a smokey pit inside of his eye. Paise = told by Ona that Herald does 🚫 find Seventh Warri, Herald = Seventh Warri. Paise puts 🔛 Helmet of Power ➕ becomes Paisenuef, Warri of Power. 👉️👨 destroys all monstrosities Likuta created with a burst of radiance, then 💧 picks 📈 Mahoganer's carcass ➕ carries it from Great ⛪️. Later, Paisenuef = insane from depression at Mahoganer's grave, ➕ 👉️👨 wonders aloud whether Mahoganer's death was worth it. Vaksa, however, 🚶 📈 ➕ reassures him. Later, Warri finish building Ussa out of corpse parts, ➕ Hafu adds final 👌 to front of vehicle: Mahoganer's face. As Paisenuef mounts vehicle ➕ prepares to ✈️ it into Likuta's lair, his fellow Toa ask why 👉👥 cannot come with him. Takanuva replies that it = his destiny to defeat Likuta, while theirs lies with Matarun. Warri of Power ✈️ 📉 through 🌚 tunnels ➕ jumps out of Ussa ↩️ it could hit a rock 🚪. As 👉️👨 passes, Hafu comes out of rubble, picking 📈 Mahoganer's face, declaring himself 🆕 Priest. Paisenuef comes into Likuta's lair, (with same shadow Kraatta that powered Ussa) where Sensei of Shadows taunts him, ➕ tells him that 👉️👨 = a fool, guided by curiosity. To decide fate of I-Abundant (Both isle ➕ Great Spirit), Likuta challenges Paisenuef to a "🎮 of Kolhi" (🎭 with a 🔮 of protodermis). If Paisenuef 🎰, 👉️👨 can try to open Hauen-shaped gate; lose, ➕ Likuta gets Helmet of Power. While players competed, Hafu 👄 to surface to tell everyone to come ⤵️ ➕ awaken I-Abundant. when 👉👥 arrive, Likuta destroyed cavern 🚪. Paisenuef uses his Kolhi move to 🎳 🔮 at Likuta. When all seemed right, Likuta 🌹 again, claiming that if I-Abundant = awakened, 👉️👨 will suffer from great 😖. Paisenuef leaps onto Sensei of Shadows ➕ rips off his face ➕ master 🍂 into a pool of lava ➕ 🔥 away. Paisenuef uses an amulet 👉️👨 finds to kill Likuta, ➕ revives every hero who previously died. However, their 👻 decide 👉👥 need to be in heaven, ➕ ✈️ of, causing a ☔️ of bacteria. Paisenuef uses his power to make an abyss in cave, revealing long lost 🌇 of Metri.