User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/LMMCUSins: Fruit-Nut


 * 1) "Start in Lava Wastelands. "Florence is lounging in a magma spa" So, are they in lava or magma?
 * 2) WHY USE A SNIPER RIFLE? I mean really. I can assure you using your fire farts would injure her more than what appears to be a 5.56x31mm NATO round.
 * Uh, very sure she didn't pass out. That was FIRE! FING FIRE!
 * 1) Sebastian, the tallest guy in the episode, can't complete this easy task.
 * 2) Why the F would somebody call something a "Fruit-Nut"? Even "Hard Food" is a better name than "Fruit-Nut".
 * So, this wormhole sucks them in, but they haven't met any worms yet. Or black stuff.
 * 1) This excrement scene is so disgusting, with how greasy the shi is and all, that I'm adding five sins.
 * 2) So remember kids, if you ever get sucked into an Event Horizon, you will live; you'll just be fused with anyone else there.
 * 3) Yeesh, was REALISTICALLY burning his oculus orbs really necessary?
 * 4) Everybody survives all of this carnage.
 * 5) Yeah, because my head explodes when I'm under stress, too.
 * 6) Theres no need to censor the F bomb.
 * 7) Gorily? I thought Morphers weren't organic!