Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26405903-20170821050325

Pheno: He, do not guilt me, he did it! [Reassembles Background Morpher's corpse.] There you go Uhhuh. [Walks into the building.] Oh, look at this, this is going to be complete bulls**t. [Passes a sculpture of two people farming.] Fine, I guess that is cool. [Passes a sculpture of three people fighting over an eggplant. That is rubbish. [Passes a sculpture of several people sucking aubergines] And that is... NSFW. [Passes sign.]

Chuck: Yo wuss poppin jimbo.

Pheno: Sup.

Chuck: ... I am Chuck.

Pheno: Nice meeting ya boi.

Chuck: And I am extremely psyched to BEE taking this journey with you!

Pheno: Oh dam, Bee Movie memes.

Chuck: You are gonna have a blast! I am really dank. Everyone says that!

Zoe: NOBODY SAYS THAT!

Chuck: Zoe, STFU.

[They walk into a room where a trio are gathered.]

Chuck: Hey, bros. Say "Wuss Popping B" to Pheno, everybody. He is charity. WUSS POPPIN B!

Sid: WUSS POPPIN B, PHENO? Heh.

Pheno: Hello, Morphers I do not know and kinda wish not to.

Zoe: [Talking extremely quick.] Hey, someone did not get the memo that we have a schedule, because you are late. Do not let it happen again. EVAR. Wuss Poppin B, my name is Zoe. I am sorry to call you out like that. I love you a lot.

Pheno: Good for you, do not expect me to deliver. I have eyes on a certain Flemyng.

Zoe: Oh, TED?

[Pheno gets TRIGGERED]

Chuck: Alright. Now, Pheno, tell your story, Arnold ShwarzeneBBs.

Pheno: Yeah, how about NO?

Chuck: Well, the court mentioned something about drugs, public intercourse, and thirst for resistance?

Pheno: Can I smoke my sticky icky now?

Chuck: If you [Points at Pheno.] wanna get arrested.

Red: Really? Oh, fine, I will not. Uh, guys, super nice to see you, and ta meet you. Uh, not that I have a single clue who you are. The nicest part of it is the fact that I hate this place. You know, in a weird away. All right. So, I am gonna go ahead and walk on back out, past those porny... statues and, uh...

Chuck: [Grabs Pheno and puts him back onto his seat.] Hah! GIT OVA HERE.

Pheno: I do not use MK memes these days, Charles. Nobody does, 'cept you, 'parently?

Chuck: So, Mister 'Postrophes, you gotta work here before you go back to the Elites. Ha ha ha!

Pheno: Son of a beach.

Chuck: Zoe! Share your story with Pheno.

Zoe: Me? I am the last gal that should be here! Easy curse word! Judge tells me I said a slur. So I say, "Your Honor, I deeply feel sorrow for those who have heard" I am not a crook, I am honest. So, should I be in heaven now? Because I am heavenly.

Chuck: Mmhmm. My one problem, that is not the slur incident I remember...

Zoe: Uh...

[A flashback starts of Zoe falling off of a skyscraper and into the pavement.]

Zoe: OH PLUMBER'S CRACK! PIMP! PORNOGRAPHY! WHITE TRASH! SCUMBAG! DAMMIT TO HELL! SCREW IT! I AM SO P'OED! THIS IS BS! '''A*S! SON OF A B*TCH! THIS B*STARD ROAD HURTS LIKE GETTING PENETRATED BY A D*CK! A BIG SPIKY BURNING PR*CK! RIGHT UP MY A**HOLE! S**T! M**DLE F**GER! P**SY! ANUS! A*SE! DAGO! D*KE! G*CK! H*EB! H*MO! JIZZ! TAKE A HIKE YOU K*KES! '''

[Flashback ends.]

Chuck: Zoe...

Zoe: Fine, so I kinda said every curse word and insult in all exsistence.

Chuck: All right, Zoe. Thank you, we got it. And this is Zak. [Points to a giant kid.]

Red: More like Tall.

Chuck: Now, it says here in your little file. Sweet mother...

Pheno: F- I mean, fornicator?

Chuck: Zak... uh... has an incident. Now, Sid has began with us two months ago. Tell us your story.

Sid: Fine. Well, when I get triggered I... uh... have been known to... uh... break stuff.

Pheno: Nice, you are a demolitionist?

Sid: Well. No. I accidentally smash stuff, okay. [Makes an explosion sound.] Hence the name.

[Flashback of Sid walking into a home.]

Multiple Birds: Surprise!

[Sid freezes the entire home.]

Sid: Sorry for beaning this place. I will not be such a friccin moron next time.

[The ice shatters, as with the entire house.]

Baylee: Hope you got insurance!

[Flashback ends.]

Zoe: [Gasps.] Do it!

Sid: No can do; I am prohibited from damaging private property.

Red: Hey, look. I need to be at Elites, but this can make it a lot more interesting to me. Sid, SMASH!

Zoe: He must be bluffing.

Sid: No, it is ture, but I shall not break another law.

Zoe: Oh... do it!

Sid: No es el momento ni el lugar, friend.

Pheno: These bois are all kookoo bananas, huh, big guy?

[Zak electrocutes himself.]

Chuck: Today we are gonna be working on plowing the wheat. I need to make some bread tonight!

[Zak plants seeds.]

Chuck: Awesome, Zak.

Zoe: Nailed... uh, hoed it!

[Sid is planting.]

Red: Uh, excuse me, black guy.

Chuck: Uhyeah?

Pheno: Can I use the combine harvester.

Chuck: And have you used one before.

Red: Uh yeah.

Chuck: [Opens the garage.] Hah! There ya go.

Pheno: Lit.

Chuck: And how are we doing over here, Sid?

Sid: Doing wonderful. Stretching out the core.

Chuck: Remember to water when you are done.

[Pheno drives the combine harvester.]

Chuck: Uh, Pheno? I did not say you could use that right-

[Pheno destroys the whole barn and the farmland.]

Zoe: Nice job, Cocoa Beans. 