Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26405903-20170323042545

I was doing my normal editing, doot doot doot... the last four edits (aka the ones that are displayed as of posting this) are all stubs. Not only that, but acording to my analytics (view here ), they were the shortest non-miscellaneous pages on the wiki. And, there are quite a few stubs on here, some not even with the template yet. What does this mean? I am up to another one of my hair-brained schemes.

Alright, so my insane scheme is that pages must be created with 400+ bytes. I know you are thinking:

"WHAT ARE BYTES?" "THIS RULE IS TOO CRUEL!" "WHY DID YOU SPELL IT 'HAIR-BRAINED?"

Well, bytes are basically equal to characters. Do not know what those are? They are the letters, numers, spaces, and such. So, let's say I got the longest word in my school dictionary: "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis". Your article should not just be spamming that, but nine uses of that word (without spaces) would be 405 bytes.

"HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS?"

My plan is two hours, but since I am really nice, you get one day in every circumstance. Anywho, I do not know if this will even be approved or not, but this is my plan.

I am Trigger Happy, not a gremlin, my username makes no sense! (talk) 04:25, March 23, 2017 (UTC)

As for the "hair-brained" part, I like spelling it like that 😛. Yep, I can be cheery and serious at once. 