User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Mutant Conquest as Told by Emoji

visitors' first attempt at 🌐 domination was with Atlantis Guardians, who = 👽 in their 🌿 themselves. Another attempt was when Mutated Navy assisted AMSETRA in creating 5 Gold Treasures sought ↪️ in Quest of Pharaoh. However, ↪️ AMSETRA was apprehended by Robert Jacob ➕ his crew, ➕ Gold 👑 was saved from malicious Atlantis Guardians, Privateer Axis 8 launched a full-⚖ attack 🔛 Earth, preparing to abduct all 👤, use their cerebrums as fuel for their Solar Galactic 🔋 ➕ enslave them as mindless zombies. However, when EDU (Extraterrestrial Defense Unit) = formed, battle for fate of Earth starts. However, Axis unleashes his master plan- 👉️👨 first 📍🎫 to 🌇 of Atlantis ➕ kidnaps Gold 👑 to use his 5 🔱 Gems as a 🐀 of power, ➕ later goes 🔙 in ⏳ ➕ rescues AMSETRA, who 🔗 him with treasures. Jacob Knights become members of unit. Aviator Tyler Jacob = 🔛 🔍 out for a mutant enemy speeding 🔃 🌇. 👉️👨 eventually finds extraterrestrial 💂 (which Tyler calls an "outer space 🍑👌") 🔛 a 👽 🔨, a 📏🐛 ✈ with blasters, ➕ 👉👥 engage in a firefight. Tyler dodges laser beams, then pulls out a Super 🔫 (double barreled 🔫). Tyler 🔥, ➕ grey extraterrestrial 💩 dead. Internet Specialist Terrence Jacob = driving 👽 Defender, a 4️⃣-wheeled, all-terrain 🔦 🔫 platform. Patrolling 🌇 in his swift scout vehicle, Terrence prepares for combat when a 👽 enemy whizzes by 🔛 his spaced-out mini float 🚲. 👽 copilot 🔥 2️⃣ heat rays, however, these narrowly miss scout vehicle. Terrence flips a switch which activates a rotating 🔫 ⌚💂 🔫 (Anti USO Pew Pew), ➕ lasers knock 👽 off of floating 2️⃣ 🚴. A Mutated Rifleman 🔛 Tripod Enemy = 🚶 through 🌇, ➕ has ☁ a Chief Marketing 🏢 🔛 his way to 🏭 ➕ sets ↪️ him at full speed in his UFO by detaching it from tripod. As horrified 👤 🏃 for cover, extraterrestrial triggers his detachable jail pod, aims his smasher ➕ captures his next prisoner. Finally, enemy 🔥 his mutant clinger at 👤’s face, then reattaches pod ➕ saucer, 🚶 off. Sergeant Robert = 🔛 a quest to ⛔️ 👽 🚀 as it abducts ❌💰 agriculturist! ✈️ saucer’s illuminated 🚜 beam 🔥 📈 to capture him! Robert 🔥 a missile 🔛 a stand next to 2️⃣ roadblocks right ↩️ 👽 brings 😨 farmer 🔛 board ➕ spins his 🚢 into space. However, since 👽 spacecraft landed 🔛 gamekeeper, 👉️👨 gets trapped inside! Robert lets himself get abducted, however, 👉️👨 🔥 his 🚉 🔫 at 👽 ✈️ 📍 blank, ➕ then hijacks UFO. Meanwhile, Rookie Scottie = ✈️ Aircraft 🚁; a combination between an ✈ ➕ a 🚁 with 4️⃣ missiles, 4️⃣ 🔫, ➕ 2️⃣ skeet shotguns. However, Scottie finds a 👩 🚢, but 👉️👨 = armed ➕ ready to ⛔️ it. Using preparing its dual missiles ➕ a detachable penitentiary pod, Aircraft 🚁’s moving rotors ➕ motors head towards mutated 🚢. 💩 🚢 then splits into 2 📏🐛 crafts in a slick escape attempt. Scottie sets a flight path ➕ locks missiles 🔛 🎯 ➕ 🔥, ⛔️ USO from getting away! Scottie imprisons 👽 navigators in pods. A 📰 editor = 📃 about invasion, ➕ then Mutant UFO appears in 🌇 skyline, right ↩️ 👀 of intrepid critic. As enormous 👩 🚢 spins ⤴️ her face with creepy 👽 noises, journalist ⌚ in terror as abducting ⚓ heads her way. 👉️👩 = grabbed by ⚓, ➕ then lifted towards 👽 🚀 as a 👽 clinger = 💩 🔛 her head. However, a Mine 🚋 = 💩 🔛 👽 spacecraft, ➕ it turns out to be by Robert Jacob, ➕ cart goes 🔃 in circles due to 💩 🚢's circular shape. 👽 = succeeding in invading 🌇 ➕ Earth Defense Head 🌓 = ultimate 🚉! A ✈️ saucer comes, so Sergeant Robert unhooks lab trailer during high-speed pursuits, while a trooper repels USO with an interceptor 🐦 ➕ Robert 🔥 ground defense unit missiles. Elsewhere, Cyan 🎓 an 👽 cyborg ➕ its 👽 pet (an 👽 clinger) in analysis bay, but also keeps them behind bars of prison pod. Cyan recovers rest of citizens with mini rescue vehicle, ➕ 👽 retreat, beaming 📉 CEO ➕ 📰 📃 safely. 🔗, 2️⃣ of them plan to use power to finally 🎮 🌐, however 👉👥 = 🔂 again upstaged when EDU fights 🔙 ➕ forces them to retreat. Disappointed yet again, AMSETRA becomes aggressive towards Axis 8 for another failure. But 👉️👨 reveals 👉️👨 has another plan for 🌐 domination, which apparently, 👔 in with Dino episodes, but story = never 🎈 any further.