Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26405903-20170509020626


 * Notice: Not a trailer because it is hard to make lines when you have not even written the script.*

Robert: Cough drops, aspirin, acetylpromazine, acetaminophen, paracetamol, pills, and soporifics. All on the confort of this pretty little harpoon spike. Come to papa, silver harpoon heard!


 * Robert licks the arrow and his eyes grow wide as dishes and soon go hyposphagma level bloodshot, then he falls off of the tower he is on and into a large body of water. Zoom in on his eyeballs.*

Robert: I was damned to an enchanted dimension after that.


 * Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye 2 Instrumental plays as we go through a flashing rainbow light tunnel as psychotic imagery flashes for two minutes. Imagery includes  Caecilian eating each other and memes.*

*Robert wakes up and everything is black from his perspective.*

Robert: Ugh, where the hell am I?


 * A humongous electronic Robert fights an immense Godzilla-like alligator lizard who burns Robobert.*

Robert: YEAH!


 * Firey debris of Robobert, the mechanical Robert, scatters from the battle.*

Narrator: From this moment forward, nothing will ever be the same again. 