Eve

Eve is a character in Meta Testament.

Background
Adam had no suitable helper, so Yahweh God made him fall into a deep sleep, and ripped one of his ribs out and closed the flesh. Yahweh electrocuted the rib, creating Eve. While Adam and Eve walked through the Garden of Eden, they spotted a red snake. The snake told them that God lied to them about the fact that they would die if they ate apples from the tree in the middle of the garden, and God lied because he did not want them to become like him. Eve took an apple from it and ate it. She gave some to her husband, Adam, who ate it. Then their eyes opened, and they realized they were naked. They heard Yahweh God walk about in the garden in the breeze of the day, so they hid themselves. Adam told God he heard his voice and was scared because he was naked, so he hid himself. Adam blamed Eve for giving him the fruit, who blamed it on the snake convincing them. God was infuriated at them for doing this, forcing them to eat dirt, and make Eve's offspring and Adam enemies, made Eve greatly suffer during childbirth, desire Adam, and have Adam dominate Eve, made the ground yield thorns and thistles for Adam, and made him slowly turn back into dirt. Yahweh murdered a cow with a knife and made leather garments for the man and his wife. Yahweh God told the angels that man had become like him, knowing good and evil, and further prevent him from going to the Tree or Life or eating from it to become invincible, placing a whirling burning blade to guard the way to the Tree of Life. They were sent away from the Garden of Eden, and gave birth to Cain and his brother Abel.