Trigger Happy the Gremlin buys a Dong

Trigger Happy the Gremlin buys a Dong is the third episode of The Wikia Show, after a six and a half month hiatus.

Synopsis
Trigger Happy the Gremlin throws Cappy on Zheng He and turns in to Zheng He. He gets captured by the Mings who whoever captured the poor kid. He than gets castrated. Trigger escapes from Zheng He and teleports out of jail, and is relieved to find his balls intact. His penis, however, now has a hole in the top of it. As such, he goes on a quest to purchase new genitals.

First, he walks up to the Lemonade Stand. He tells the man running the stand "Hey, bump bump bump nu nu nu, got any c**ks?". The guy declines, but says he sells lemonade, and tries to make the end of his sentence rhyme with "c**ks", but fails. Than a duck walks up to the lemonade stand "Hey, bump bump bump nu nu nu, got any....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................grapes?". The man says "No we just sell lemonade. But it is cold, and it's fresh, and it is all home-made. Can I get you a glass?". The duck says "Adios!" and than he waddled away, waddle waddle, and than he waddled away, waddle waddle, till the very next day, bump bump bump bump nu nu nu.

Next, he goes over to Backpack Kid from that Katy Perry Swish Swish music video thing IDFK I have not seen it. Trigger Happy the Gremlin asks if Backpack Kid knows how to repair the hole in Trigger's penis, but he says nothing but "Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish!" while doing the floss dance.

Finally, Trigger Happy the Gremlin goes over to the best doctor of all time, Doctor Strange. Doctor Strange says that everyone says they have a hole on top of their dong, and that it is so they can pee and cum. Trigger asks if women have a dong. Doctor Strange says yes. All of a sudden, Bloody the Brain comes in, and says they should perform a musical number. Mustachio smashes through the wall and dabs. Than Muscle Sprouts breaks the window like a piece of Zheng He's testicles and dabs. Than Whetfahrt Cheeseborger comes in and takes a sh*t on the floor. They than decide to perform the musical number, alongside the man, the duck, and Backpack Kid. At the end Trigger whacks off to Kim Kardashian.

Song
"Trigger Kong, buys a dong,

it tastes like Donkey Kong,

dropkick, super punch,

just in time for brunch,

fireball, shotgun,

evil piece of sh*************************************************************************************************t,

fireball, shotgun,

evil piece of sh************************************************************************************************t!"

* Drums play as everyone does the Floss and dabs.*