Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26405903-20170402155310

(PG-13 logo appears, alongside the 1001 Spears and Cartoon Network Movies one. screen cuts to black)

Ominous Voice: SINCE THE DAWN OF THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION, THERE HAVE BEEN TWO RACES: THE MORPHERS, THEY ARE DARK SKINNED AND COLORFUL SCUM WHO CAN MORPH WITH MORPHER WHEELS, AND THE NORPHERS THE- WAIT A SECOND, THE LENSE CAP IS ON!?

(Cut to a Norpher holding a camera) Norpher: Norph!

Ominous Voice: ARE YOU FUDGIN' KIDDING ME?

(Cut to Pheno in a white background)

Pheno: Norphers are a*sholes, that is why I became a Morpher! But, I still hang with my monochromatic guys sometimes.

(Cut to him on top of a car's engine, smoking a cigarette and grinning, the car is kinda covered by a wall, and we see some Norphers gambling and smoking pot).

Norpher 1: Norph?

Pheno: Yep, it's your man. NOW LET'S HEAR IT FOR MEH!!!

Norpher 2: Norph!?!?

Pheno: Yes, there IS someone driving this!

Norpher 3: No, you cannot see, and NO, it is not a Morpher!

(Cut to behind the wall, Chuck is driving)

Chuck: That denials is too suspicious, ya know.

(Cut back, the car slowly backs away, and then speeds out. Cut to the Lava Wastelands, Florence is on a podium.)

Florence: The Morpher Festival is open!

(Cheering)

Pheno: Yeah, is it, you know, good?

Florence: Well, uh, uh...

(Cut to an unamused look on everyone's face)

Florence: ...uh... well... HEY LOOK IT'S THE NORPHER FLEET!

(The Norpher Armada comes in while the Airship theme from NSMBW plays, they fire their machine guns at everything.)

Pheno: Look, I WOULD help, but I gotta smoke a few, so, (runs out)

Sid: This is where luck brings you when you have a former Norpher on your -

Pheno: (pissed) HEY YOU SHUT UP! (beats him up, everyone starts punching each.) THE MORPHERS ARE AGAINST EACH OTHER, CALL OFF THE PLAN!

Major Norpher: I ain't an idiot, son. Bring in the RPGs!

Rocket Propelled Grenade Norphers: On it, boss!

(Cut back to the white background)

Pheno: Uh... none of that was my fault. Ciao! 