The Busboy

Prelude
He’s still here

Right in front of me

Taller than I thought he’d be.

I was expecting him to be 5’2” from Zach’s descriptions.

We’re the same size, give or take.

Act I: Thursday
On the bus RN

The “perverted kids” are talking about looking at a girl with big... uh...

So she flipped them of

And they flipped her off back.

The sad part is I think I know who she is.

And now they’re threatening to hurt her.

Don’t worry, though.

They’re just making really off-color jokes.

And now they’re talking about Harry Potter.

Angry Emo Kid claims that Malfoy is an abuser and a racist.

Because he makes fun of the Weasleys

Who he claims are Irish.

And now they’re talking about ancient China.

And “va-chinas”.

They just made a joke about “thicc pizza”.

And they have a gang called the “slasher boys”.

Yeah

I don’t think they want me talking about them

But hey no such thing as bad publicity.

They cameo in an episode of LEGO Batman.

Called Icebergs Syndrome.

They also brought up punishment day.

From GoAnimate

They said they wanted to give the middle finger girl a "punishment day".

It's not that cool, as you'll soon find out.

By "punishment day", they meant sexual violence.

Zach scolded them for that.

Apparently one of the kids has a sexual assault obsession.

He's even threatened his mom before, as it turns out.

This poor bus driver is too afraid to tell anyone.

Oh yeah and some of the kids are weaboos.

They were talking about Dragon Ball and One Piece.

I think they're how Zachary learned about Goku and Vegeta.

Anyways literally the second we drive away from the middle finger girl they start talking about her creepily.

"UGH THE BIG TITTY GIRL JUST FLIPPED ME OFF"

"Don't say 'titties', my younger brother is on" - Zachary

"TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES. SAY TITTIES ZACHARY."

"Okay. Titties" - Zachary

"YEAH WHY'D SHE FLIP US OFF JUST BECAUSE WE'RE ATTRACTED TO HER?"

Maybe because she's (probably) a lot younger than you?

The only person that really meets their description seems to be in my grade.

They also described her as being a lesbian at one point.

Either this is a baseless claim or they're talking about the girl from my grade.

I don't really see her as LGBT but she's always with a short-haired girl.

Now Zach's telling dad about it all.

Apparently the girl flipped them off not because he was looking at them inappropriately (although let's face it he probably was).

But because he insulted her friend.

They were talking trash about Asians when Perverted Kid 1 brought up Dragon Ball Z.