Trigger (The Trigger Movie)

Trigger is the main protagonist of The Trigger Movie.

Personality
Trigger is crass, crude, and annoying, but he's overall a good friend to have. Trigger always messes up your carpet by spilling his water bottle, always looks for an improvised ashtray for the cigarettes he lights up, eats all your food, and then he they pukes up a lung right in front of you as if it is ordinary behavior. He's best at ordering Pizza Hut online.

Appearance
Trigger has swept back, tousled dark brown hair, Caucasian skin, brown eyebrows, and brown stubble. Trigger wears a light grey ruffled vest over a lime shirt with a pink and blue spiral on it. Trigger also wears dark gray shorts and goes barefoot. Trigger wields two game-pads, one light blue and one red, and also wears a black pair of headphones.

Abilities

 * Can make a vagina joke without feeling disgusted.
 * Really good at smoking tobacco.
 * Can barf out an internal organ and survive.
 * Can eat 900 french fries without gaining any weight.
 * Will buy a pizza for you even if he doesn't know you.
 * Can spread an entire jar of jam on his stomach.
 * Can make a semen joke without feeling disgusted.
 * Can pull back his weenie and flick it back.
 * Can pee a tsunami.

Trivia

 * He is portrayed by John Foster in The Trigger Movie.
 * This is nothing what the real Trigger is like, by the way.