User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/WWIII as Told by Emoji

19 1️⃣2️⃣📆 ↪️ formation of Morum Civilization, 🌐 War III has started. Resistance has won their first main ✌🏻️ by stealing instructions to rebuild International Space 🚉 into an Advance Base. Hoping that instructions can save her 👥 ➕ restore freedom, 👩🏻 Catherine Wilhelm, a janitor in custody of stolen instructions 🏁 🏡 in a cargo 🚢. However, 🚢 = pursued by a warship. Shock 💂🏻 board freighter, ➕ ↪️ killing 🔒 💂🏻, Lord Douglas Artur arrives to assess damage. Artur = outraged ➕ strangles Captain Hagen, whom 👉🏻️👨🏻 murders ➕ cremates in 🚂. Wilhelm escapes onto an airlifter, which turns out to also have been damaged ➕ entered by Shock 💂🏻, ➕ 👉🏻️👩🏻 = incapacitated by 1️⃣ with a prod. However, ↩️ her detaining, 👉🏻️👩🏻 puts a letter in R, a burlap 👝 brought to 💓 by voodoo magic, ➕ tells him to take it to a ☁ monk in Djerba. Artur himself messages them cargo vehicles were demolished ➕ ⛺ assassinated. R ➕ a living voodoo doll, C, use an escape pod to ✈️ to 🇹🇳. 👝 dolls = bought by Kyle Gunther ➕ his nephew, Bill, who = 🔛 vacation to 🇹🇳, previously having lived in Death Valley National 🅿️. R escapes in 🔍 of Sensei Benjamin Shish, whom doll claims to be possessed by. Bill ➕ C find R next 🌞, but = ambushed by Libyan Raiders. Bill ➕ puppets = rescued by Shish. Shish takes Bill to his 🏠. Bill 📞 a Telekinetic Scimitar. Bill = told that Douglas Artur was his student, but 🐀 ➕ killed monks, including 1️⃣ whom sabre belonged to, his cousin. ↪️ 🔔 Catherine's letter, Shish persuades him to come with him to Caribbean. Bill refuses, until his parents = brutally killed in ❄️ blood by Shock Troopers. Bill, Shish, ➕ 2️⃣ scarecrows 📍🎫 to Ajim in 🔍 of passage to Caribbean. For $34,000, robber Anthony Took ➕ his acquaintance, Chuks, agree to take 4️⃣ to Caribbean in their RV. ↪️ scuffles with Morum ➕ minions sent by a 🌙 crime lord, as well as ⚛ 💣 of half of Earth via missile silos, group escapes ↪️ ⛺ of 🇹🇳 = brought onto a 🚀 as planet = nuked, ➕ Took's camper = brought with, in addition. It = revealed portions of planet were nuked by dreaded ISS, 🔛 orders of Artur, to set an example of power of Morum. Caravan = pulled aboard ISS by its powerful 🚜 beam. From hidden smuggling compartments, Took ambushes an Imperial scanning crew ➕ 2️⃣ Shock Troopers, respectively. With Bill ➕ Took now disguised as troop, group figures out how to escape. Shish separates from group to disable 🚜 beam, leaving others alone. While connected to Morum Network, R 🔔 Wilhelm = aboard 🚉. Bill convinces Anthony ➕ Chuks to march into prison with vague promise of a grand ♦️. Anthony ➕ Chuks reluctantly agree. Bill marches into detention center, claiming that Chuks = part of a prisoner transfer. C ➕ R = instructed to remain behind, ➕ trio sets off 🔛 their rescue attempt. Bill's plan 🏭 flawlessly in that 👉🏻👥 = 💫 to subdue 🏢 ➕ 💂🏻 in damsel's cellblock. Unfortunately, ❎👤 thought to plan for their escape, ➕ Catherine takes charge, 💣🔥 a pit in a grate ➕ jumping through while Anthony ➕ Bill hold off a troop of Shock 💂🏻. Chuks, Bill ➕ Anthony all dive ↪️ mistress into unknown. Unfortunately, grate covers a chute that leads to a landfill that = also 🏡 to a resident colossal squid. 🔜 ↪️ landing, monster pulls Bill under surface, but releases him ➕ = frightened when Morum realize where heroes escaped to ➕ activate conveyor belt. As 🔥 = about to incinerate foursome, Bill 😶 calls to C ⤴️⤵️ his iphone asking for conveyor belt to be shut 📉. R manages to shut 📉 compactor in ⏳, although, amidst muffled 😭 of 😭 ⤴️⤵️ iphone, C = convinced that his master ➕ friends have been crushed. ↪️ escaping from dump, group hurries 🔙 to camper 🚚, hoping that Shish has successfully shut 📉 🚜 beam. 👉🏻👥 encounter Shock 💂🏻 🔛 their way to 🚚. Shish, 🔛 other hand, was destined to meet with Douglas Artur. ↪️ a 📏⬇️ duel with his apprentice, Ben sacrifices himself, allowing Bill to escape. Traumatized ➕ livid having witnessed Shish's demise at hands of Artur, Bill takes his final shot at military ➕ dashes onto RV. ↪️ fighting a squadron of Sopwith 🐫 clones aboard 🐦 from ↩️, 👉🏻👥 meet Resistance in Tikal, 🇬🇹, ➕ ℹ️ in R = burnt. General Burton plans attack ISS, an attack so audacious as to 📞 an unenthusiastic reaction from ✈️. To add to Bill's 😲, Anthony 🐀 Resistance ↪️ 📞 his ♦️. Resistance ☁ force attacks ISS, as advance base approaches Resistance base 🔛 Earth. A group of 🚀 🚢 assaults a moat 🔛 ISS' surface to hit 🚉's vulnerable ☁ ↩️ it can destroy Alliance's base. During this, all of spacecraft (besides Bill's), including Bill's friend Ren Brofovilinski, = picked off by ⭐️ 🚢 led by Douglas Artur. As Artur opens 🔥 🔛 Bill from his 👤 🚀 🚢, Anthony 👄 in space 🐦 ➕ attacks Morum forces, resulting in Artur's starship getting knocked out of moat. Bill, guided by Telekinesis, accurately 🔥 a torpedo into a 📏🐛 exhaust port leading to ISS' reactor, ➕ battle 🚉 💥, leaving only original 🚉 remaining. only remaining 🚢 (those of Bill ➕ Anthony) 👄 to Tikal ➕ a ✌🏻️ 🎉 commences, complete with 🎀 for heroes, Anthony Took ➕ Bill Gunther, 🎁 by Catherine Wilhelm.