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Sunday, July 24th 2017

Everyone at Farm Show Vanishes!
Boston - Authorities are panicked over the sudden nonexsistence of 5,167 farmhands from 20`7 Greater Boston Farm Show. At approximately 4:00 PM last Saturday, right in the middle of the Rancher Click Cream Corn CookOff, a

started kidnapping agronomists, livestock, cream mazie and anything else it found. Local law enforcement insist that all is under control, and no one has anything to worry about... as long as you are not an agrologist. But not

"Great idea not to even look like a bredder," said Agriculturist Dick. "No straw hat, no overalls, and whatever you do, do not talk about the weather. Those green men will snatch you up quicker than a fire fox grabs a hen."

The makers of Dick's Cream Crop issued a statement saying that there is no evidence the grey extra terrestrials are targeting their product. "Cream corn does not attract extraterrestrials. We are very positive they prefer lima beans," the building said. "Or rutabaga."