Thread:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/@comment-26405903-20161121231834/@comment-26405903-20161121235811

Mom: My friend said her kid learns a lot by playing a game called Minecraft.
 * Cut back to 2012*

Me: Oh yeah, I have heard of that. It is a game about a block guy named Steve who fights green block things called Creepers. Everything is made of blocks.

Mom: Thiscouldreallyhelpeducateyou hundiijgersbaper.

Dad: Oh, well, it costs money. There is a free trial, though.

Me: Yayayayaayayayayayayayayayayaayayay!

*Me playing the trial with mom creepily standing next to me*

Me: I have no clue how to play.

Mom: Look up an guide or bindings snapseprjrjsndjf.

*Me after reading the controls*

Me: I am never gonna remember that. But I do.

Mom: Yay! You learn more alreaeeeeeeedy.

Me: Okay, since I don't know how this works, I am setting this to peaceful. Uh, mom, why isn't my character moving?

Mom: Are you following the instructions?

Me: Yes, also, it is becoming night in the game.

Mom: Maybe you are sleeping in it?

Me: NO!! Ahghghgghghghghghghghg!

(In short, my parents are never gonna let me buy PC Minecraft. EVER.)