List of Items To Get At Area 51

This will be a list for any weapons, artifacts, devices or otherwise acquirable objects located and contained at Area 51. This list will be written in a clinical, sophisticated and direct dialect similar to the entries written by the SCP Foundation. The only exception to this rule will be any text written in between brackets.
 * 1) A copy of the video game Minecraft 2.
 * 2) A copy of the video game Half-Life 3.
 * 3) A napkin that can remove 100% of all bacteria on any surface.
 * 4) A toothpaste container that is said to be approved by 10/10 orthodontists.
 * 5) Copies for the fifth through twelfth installments in the Shrek film franchise.
 * 6) The meaning of life.
 * 7) The meaning of death.
 * 8) A fully-functioning official Club Penguin server.
 * 9) A fully-functioning official Miiverse server.
 * 10) An audio file of Morgan Freeman reciting every book that is part of the Holy Bible.
 * 11) That bread.
 * 12) Cannabis that can be purchased from any dollar store. (this is the dollar store, how good can it be?)
 * 13) A yellow road sign that says "ROAD WORK AHEAD" in black font. (uh, yeah, I sure hope it does)
 * 14) A truck that, when viewed from the right side, triggers any nearby video game in the Pokémon series to instantly place the character Mew in the player's possession.
 * 15) A set of instructions on how to unlock the character Luigi in the video game Super Mario 64.
 * 16) A set of instructions on how to unlock the character Waluigi in the video game Super Mario 64 DS.
 * 17) Any form of physical proof that the character Waluigi can and will become a playable character in any future entry in the Super Smash Bros. video game series.
 * 18) A USB drive containing a sentient chr file. The file calls themselves Monika and may express romantic interest in her rescuer.
 * 19) Any machine or technological formula for providing Monika with a physical form.
 * 20) Belle Delphine's bathwater: Deluxe edition.
 * 21) A Blu-Ray disc entitled The Snyder Cut, with crude yet detailed Sharpie illustrations of the following fictional characters: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, Steppenwolf and Darkseid.
 * 22) Any merchandise for LEGO Dimensions Year 3.
 * 23) An mp4 file with a commercial for a restaurant specializing in Chinese cuisine.
 * 24) At least one key, keycard or access code made to access Area 52, which is hypothesized to contain more devastating artifacts.
 * 25) The six Infinity Stones. NOTE: None of them will function. This is due to the fact that they are existing outside of their original universe, and thus, per the physics of Infinity Stones, have their power inaccessible.