Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26405903-20170731185457


 * 1001 Spears and Paramount Logos appear*

Captain Carson: There have been fables of this artifact... a book, able to summon thousands of horrid creatures of pure evil.


 * Imps shown trashing a hostel room.*

Captain Carson: This... book of the dead... able to bring the Hell Spawns back to life.


 * Large, horned acediast seen destroying a skyscraper. Cut to Carson driving using a vehicular aircraft.*

Captain Carson: WHO CAN STOP ME NOW? WHO!


 * Cut to Roberto's Lair.*

Doctor Roberto: What is it, Finn?

Finn: STORBER-


 * Explosion. Storbert arrives, riding a gigantic possesed zombie.*

Storbert: Well well well, if it is not Old Midget and the human version of a mongoose!

Finn: ...you really gotta start speaking better English, ya man in the body of a baby!

Storbert: How about... an... uh... WEASEL! HUMAN VERSION OF A WEASEL!


 * Roberto and Finn are unamused.*

Storbert: Well, SEE! *Storbert pulls out Horatio 2.0*

Finn: AHH! MONKEY!

Horatio 2.0: I am a tarsier, you dimwit! Are all of you this dumb?

Finn, Storbert, and Roberto: Well, uh, not really, now that you mentioned it, uh... yeah.

Horatio 2.0: Ah, forget it! I am much better off with Phil and Tito than you military nutheads!


 * Horat leaves in a limousine embroidered with chestnuts.*

Finn: Oh, I get it! Nut! Because the Nutshack!

Storbert: Ah, dammit, can we just keep fighting?

Roberto: GET YOUR GUNS READY MEN.


 * Finn begins firing a Gatling Gun, but it runs out of ammunition easily.*

Finn: Ah, I cannot believe I forget we are not in a movie! Ammo costs extra!

Revere: I thought we were! Ah, damn, and I brought this popcorn tub, too!


 * Cut to destroyed city, everyone is hiding in a nuclear vault.*

Finn: Alright, now if my gaming experience is correct, we need a gun to get out of here!

Edwin: Well, I left my Tommy just right... outside the vault.


 * Everyone signs in disappointment.*

Roberto: Any other plans?

Everyone: Well, uh, not really, uh, nope. Got any?

Roberto: KILL STORBERT AND FINN!

Everyone Except Robert and Finn: YAY!!!

Finn: Wait, kill Storbert and me?

Roberto: YEAH! We are gonna betray you all too easily despite growing to love you.

Finn: $h!t. I knew this was gonna be an 1001 Spears movie!


 * Cut to next city, invaded by demons. Marvel Hero versions of the Finn Army crew appear.*

Citizens: WOW!

Student 1: I think I have seen these guys before.

Student 2: Yeah, aren't they the ones that always beat us at dodgeball?

Student 3: They are not as tall up close, now, are they!

Captain Carson: Well, well, well, if it is not TEAM DISAPPOINTING!

Finn: ...did he call us disappointing?

Revere: If my ears do not decieve me, yeah.

Roberto: SEIZE HIM!


 * Superhero Finn Army causes all sorts of destruction and fights Captain Carson.*

Edwin: You know, we should really not make such a mess while fighting crime.

Everyone Else: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Edwin: Alright, alright. Let's just blow some more $h!t up.


 * FINN ARMY: OTHERWORLD*

Finn: Hey, what kinda celebration is dedicated to hot dogs?

Storbert: Can't you see I don't care?

Finn: SAUSAGE PARTY!

Storbert: KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

Finn: Kk. *Pulls out a Tommy Gun*

Storbert: I didn't mean LITERALLY!

Finn: *Fires anyway.*

Storbert: ...well, there ja go, I guess. 