Hot Screaming Shower/Transcript

[''Vanessa is humming and taking a shower. Suddenly, the lava disappears; he looks up in confusion as a gurgling noise is heard. Cut to outside. Zoe uses her jet boosters on Florence's head to light it up.]''

Vanessa: (Running in, panicking) Hey, gals! The molten rock shower is clogged again! Oh! Tess and Kristian are coming over for ice cream! We've gots to do something about that faucet!

Florence: You guys wanna fix it... by morphing?

''[Florence holds out Morpher Wheel, all three touch it. The Morpher Wheel grows a giant arm, which grabs the trio, bounces left and right and morphs them to the Ingrid Merph. She runs towards the pipes and blows into them, sending a red-hot phallic bulge clanking loudly throughout the system. Cut to Kristian's home, then into his lavatory. Kristian is holding Fifty Shades of Gray and slams open the entrance, about to sit in the toilet, which glows bright red. Cut to outside his home.]''

Kristian: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (Environment shakes.)

''[The phallus bulge travels through the pipe system again. Cut to Tess's home. Tess comes back from running, is wearing exercise clothes, and is panting. She stops next to a water fountain, which the bulge stops at, making the fountain glow bright scarlet. She purses her lips to drink. Cut to outside her house.]''

Tess: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (Environment shakes.)

''[Cut to Vanessa humming and taking a shower. There is a knock and she walks out, now wearing a towel and opens the magma entrance to see Kristian and Tess, both furious. There is scarring on Tess’s mouth.]''

Vanessa: Hey, fellers.

Tess: (Swollen) You burned my oral cavity!

Kristian: Yeah! You burned my wood! (Screen lowers, points to his crimson genitals.)

Vanessa: Oh... um... sorry dudes, but... uh... you know what they say...!

[Cut to Vanessa and Tess sitting down, eating ice cream]

Tess: (Normal) It is totally true what they say, right... eh... Kristian? (Cringes hardly.)

''[Cut to Kristian. He is holding an ice cream cone.]''

Kristian: Yeah! Yeah! (Pan out, he has three ice cream cones stuck to his penis.) Ice cream does make everything better! (Licks ice cream.)