Abomination Defense: Abominated Acropolises

Abomination Defense: Abominated Acropolises is a TV show based on Abomination Defense.

Synopsis
Both the Abominations and the Defenses have built their own acropolises out of rubbish and are in conflict yet again. Join the culturally offensive Defenses and the really weird Abominations in their war against each other.

Cast

 * Mark Wahlberg as Greg Letterman, an Eastern American Bulletshooter jerk. He is also part Irish and sings "God Save the Queen" every day of his life.
 * Barkhad Abdi as Morton Augustus, a Bulletshooter from Minneapolis, who happens to be part Asian, part African, and part Scandinavian, so that's cool I guess.
 * Al Gore as Bart Bait, an Agent Devour who is a horrible piece of trash yobbo from Tennessee who plays country music on his veena and grills hot dogs.
 * Ewan McGregor as Edward Roberts, a Scottish highlander ginger kilt wearing drunk who loves playing his bagpipe and has a pet Plesiosaurus named Tom and a pet sheep named George.
 * Vladimir Mashkov as Patrick Rush, a Russian criminal Mutated Celeb who is always tipsy on vodka, loves money, strongly supports communism despite it ending, submissive, loves cooking, hates laughter, wears an ushanka, and sleeps on a huge ice cube.
 * Steve Little as Brant Stark, a dumb Texan redneck ruffian gunslinger Underminer who owns a big stupid truck. His favorite drink is oil, and he also happens to be half Mexican, and is greatly horrified of anything even slightly close to Communism, and will never get over losing the Battle of Coleto centuries ago.
 * Jake Pratt as Bruce Jacobs, a straightforward, undiplomatic, humorless Nazi Medic who is also super punctual, and dotes order, organization, planning. Jacobs is cold and heartless, serious about everything, and loathes everything, and the only jokes he makes are tacky and/or cheesy.
 * Karl Urban as Zachary Benson, a New Zealander Sniper who always seems to be eating a kiwi fruit and has hundreds of pet sheep. His favorite movies are The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, and he always wears a blue tank top and flip flops. Benson also believes he is secretly Australian.
 * Jean Dujardin as Rube Gates, a French Agent Devour who wears a beret and loves eating baguettes. Gates smells like a rotting corpse, which allows him to go undercover as an abomination easily. Gates is self centered, arrogant, and overall a complete douche, but loves playing the melodeon.
 * Josh Duhamel as The Producer, a mysterious man who randomly appears during the onslaught between the Mutants and Defenses.
 * Chris Colfer as Mister Penish, The Producer's secretary who is actually really good friends with Greg Letterman.
 * Jonathan Lipnicki as Pumpkin Head, a decapitated horseman who doesn't actually have a horse.
 * Tom Hiddleston as Joel Seksbom, The Producer's employer.