Pirate Rhapsody

Pirate Rhapsody be a song by Trigger Grog-Filled th' Gremlin. Th' purpose 'o th' song be to ruin Bohemian Rhapsody fer SkyLanderLord3. It costs $0.99 to buy on Th' Ship Deck.

Lyrics
Be 'tis th' real life? be 'tis just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open ye eyes, look up to th' skies 'n spy wit' ye eye I be just a poor jim laddie, i be needin' no sympathy Because I be easy come, easy be off, wee high, wee low Any way th' wind blows dont really matter to me, to me Mama, just killed a scurvy dog Put a gun against his head Pulled me trigger, now he's in Davy Jones' treasure chest Mama, life had just begun But now bin gone 'n thrown it all away Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make ye cry If I be not back again 'tis the hour to'morrow Carry on, carry on as if nothin' really matters Too late, me the hour has come Sends shivers below me spine, body's achin' all th' the hour Goodbye, th' whole crew, bin got to be off Gotta leave ye all behind 'n face th' truth Mama, ooh, I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never be born at all I spy wit' ye eye a wee silhouetto 'o a scurvy dog Scaramouche, Scaramouche, gunna ye do th' Fandango Thunderbolt 'n lightnin', extra, extra fright'nin' me (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro magnifico (I be just a poor jim laddie, nobody loves me) He's just a poor jim laddie from a poor family Spare him his life from 'tis monstrosity Easy come, easy be off, gunna ye let me be off? Bismillah! No, we gunna not let ye be off (Let him be off) Bismillah! We gunna not let ye be off (Let him be off) Bismillah! We gunna not let ye be off (Let me be off) gunna not let ye be off (Let me be off) gunna not let ye be off (Let me be off) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no (Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mama mia, let me be off Beelzebub has a devil put aside fer me, fer me, fer me So ye think ye can stone me 'n spit in me eye? So ye think ye can lust me 'n leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do 'tis to me, baby! Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here! Nothin' really matters, anyone can spy wit' ye eye Nothin' really matters Nothin' really matters to me Any way th' wind blows